Being a comedian is the hardest thing anyone can do. As such, those who achieve even a modicum of success in this selfless, humanitarian, dangerous career are rightly held up as the best of us. True heroes.

In this spoof interview show, David Reed interviews professional comedians about a career they never had. Rather than fall back on old anecdotes and half remembered routines, his guests must rely solely on their ability to talk a load of old bollocks.

This episode features absurdist master John-Luke Roberts and Greg McHugh (Fresh Meat, Gary: Tank Commander).

Previous guests have included John Finnemore, Deborah Frances-White, Cariad Lloyd, Josie Lawrence, Justin Edwards and Miles Jupp.